April 3rd, 2008
Realty TV and Me
I've now been out of work for almost three months. And as I've said before I miss working but not in the horrible place I was working. I've become a full time couch potato and realty t.v. addict. Here's my take:
John & Kate plus 8 - Twin girls Cara and Mady. Someone should give Mady a spanking. She is one of the rudest children I've ever seen. And Kate stop whining about being totally dependent on God. Since you hit the airwaves you've gotten free clothes (for all the kids), vacations, trips to the spa, music lessons and someone "donated" a piano. I think the sextuplets are adorable and I commend you for giving them normal names. They were cuter when they weren't talking yet.
Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares. Gordon Ramsay is such a hoot. Hell's Kitchen is even funnier. Especially when he vomited in the trash can.
Top Chef - Where do all of these fucking weirdoes come from?
The Hills. Comon everyone you know you watch it but won't admit it. Has Heidi gotten uglier? Audrina dumber? Whitney more vapid. And can LC do anything but look befuddled.
The Real Housewives of New York City. None of them are housewives. They are all rich bitches. And Alex is one of the homliest women I've ever seen. I'd like to smack all of them upside their heads. And Ramona you daugher is ugly and has no talent yeah she was "recruited" by a modeling agency. Don't think so. ( And you should dress your age you look plan stupid. Oh yeah you dummy you named your daugher "Avery" poor kid. At least ugly Alex's Francois is a cute kid which proves that ugly genes aren't necessarily passed on to your kids.
The Millionaire Matchmaker. Where were these men when I was young, cute and single. Oh yeah I did meet them the ones who had money were the ones I never fell in love with. Now I understand the expression it's just as easy to love a rich man as it is a poor man. Patti you crack me up.
Judge Judy - She's my hero. Plain and simple. I was watching her when I was working. Too bad I didn't have her as a role model when I was growing up. I might have been a success if I did. (Oh and since I tape your show every day I sometimes catch Dr. Phil who is on before you. I can't believe anyone would ask him for advice.)
Why does Giada have her own show?
Guy Fieri would you take me with you? I'd love your job.
I can't believe that Bradley Bayou isn't gay!
I will probably add to this entry. So far it's evident I have too much time on my hands and no life.