Entries for April, 2008

April 3rd, 2008

Realty TV and Me

I've now been out of work for almost three months.  And as I've said before I miss working but not in the horrible place I was working.  I've become a full time couch potato and realty t.v. addict.  Here's my take:

John & Kate plus 8 - Twin girls Cara and Mady.  Someone should give Mady a spanking.  She is one of the rudest children I've ever seen.  And Kate stop whining about being totally dependent on God.  Since you hit the airwaves you've gotten free clothes (for all the kids), vacations, trips to the spa, music lessons and someone "donated" a piano.  I think the sextuplets are adorable and I commend you for giving them normal names.  They were cuter when they weren't talking yet.

Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares.  Gordon Ramsay is such a hoot.  Hell's Kitchen is even funnier.   Especially when he vomited in the trash can.

Top Chef - Where do all of these fucking weirdoes come from?

The Hills.  Comon everyone you know you watch it but won't admit it.  Has Heidi gotten uglier?  Audrina dumber?  Whitney more vapid.  And can LC do anything but look befuddled.

The Real Housewives of New York City.  None of them are housewives.  They are all rich bitches.  And Alex is one of the homliest women I've ever seen.  I'd like to smack all of them upside their heads.  And Ramona you daugher is ugly and has no talent yeah she was "recruited" by a modeling agency.  Don't think so.  ( And you should dress your age you look plan stupid.  Oh yeah you dummy you named your daugher "Avery" poor kid.  At least ugly Alex's Francois is a cute kid which proves that ugly genes aren't necessarily passed on to your kids.

The Millionaire Matchmaker.  Where were these men when I was young, cute and single.  Oh yeah I did meet them the ones who had money were the ones I never fell in love with.  Now I understand the expression it's just as easy to love a rich man as it is a poor man.  Patti you crack me up. 

Judge Judy - She's my hero.  Plain and simple.  I was watching her when I was working.  Too bad I didn't have her as a role model when I was growing up.  I might have been a success if I did.  (Oh and since I tape your show every day I sometimes catch Dr. Phil who is on before you.  I can't believe anyone would ask him for advice.)

Why does Giada have her own show? 

Guy Fieri would you take me with you?  I'd love your job.

I can't believe that Bradley Bayou isn't gay!

I will probably add to this entry.  So far it's evident I have too much time on my hands and no life.

Currently listening to: Effiing Crickets
Currently reading: This drivel
Currently watching: T.V. is off ha ha ha
Currently feeling: way bored
Posted by Blahg at 05:08 PM in Read All About It | Add a Comment

April 7th, 2008

Karate Mom

Ouch every bone in my body is sore.  Ain't it wonderful.
Currently listening to: some crap on t.v.
Currently reading: duh
Currently watching: duh
Currently feeling: duh
Posted by Blahg at 08:44 PM in Read All About It | 1 comments

April 21st, 2008

And I've Done it Twice No Less

Do yourself a favor, never get married.
Currently listening to: t.v.
Currently reading: nothing
Currently watching: Dumb Jon, Bitch Kate and thier Brats
Currently feeling: foul
Posted by Blahg at 09:25 PM in Read All About It | 2 comments

April 27th, 2008

I'll say it again

Do yourself a favor don't get married! Gag yourself with a spoon first or have a root canal.

Currently listening to: asshole in kitchen probably missing up what I cleaned
Currently reading: nothing
Currently watching: nothing
Currently feeling: pissed-disappointed
Posted by Blahg at 08:58 PM in Read All About It | Add a Comment

More off my chest

You fancy yourself a writer yet you post the same stupid sap on your AOL journal where you think you are the arbiter of wisdom.  You are a selfish, bullying schmuck.  I wish you actually could read this and know how angry I am with you. 

 How all the years of our so-called "friendship" I let you bully me -- your opinions were the only one's that mattered and I caught hell or silence if I challenged them.  Your endless stories, I especially love the one how you slept with a now dead rock star -- yeah right and even if you did, so did everyone else and how you call every famous person by their first name as if you had a relationship with them. 

 When you inherited the money you were quick to "help me out" but reminded me at every turn.  Things like "if it weren't for you I'd be homeless.”  You didn't pre-pay your taxes because you were busy giving the money to me.  I really don't get that one as you were sitting on a quarter of a million dollars (remember Mr. Liar you showed me the bank statements/dividend checks etc) and it was constantly coming in. Oh yeah did I mention how every time you helped me out you said "that's what friends are for!"  Did you ever hear the expression with friends like that who needs enemies?

 I wish I could tell the world what a phony you are.  Especially when you write the drivel in your journal about how "Jane" is your best friend.  First of all I know her name isn't Jane.  Secondly, you'd say how you'd never want to get romantically involved her because it would screw up your friendship,  Why don't you just admit that she refused to screw you.  SHE REFUSED TO LET YOU GET INTO HER PANTS AND NEVER WILL.  And the other (obviously underage) girl you are screwing around with (or pretending you are).  Oh yeah you somehow "romanticized" that also.  So today you no doubt feel righteous and tell people how you no longer had use for me in your life when you are really an egotistical, bullying schmuck.

Currently listening to: nothing
Currently reading: nothing
Currently watching: nothing
Currently feeling: really pissed off
Posted by Blahg at 09:11 PM in Read All About It | Add a Comment