July 17th, 2009
Inter Alia
L is listening to the sound of his own voice. He loves to hear it. That’s not uncommon when you work for attorneys. They drone on and on thinking they are spewing some brilliant dialogue and it’s mostly drivel. But you nod your head and pretend to be fascinated because they are signing your paycheck. People over they years have said to me “You’re so smart, why don’t you become a lawyer?” My answer usually is “I’m not bitchy/arrogant enough.” I also have a good command of the English language and don’t talk out of my asshole.